dude where's my car

2011-12-12T00:06:00.002+08:00

I came across this forum and there was this guy who accidently ate expired food.

So he posted, 'I have been eating expired food lately!'.
Anxiously maybe. I assume. Can't be excitedly right.

Another guy replied, 'does it mean you are going to die and stop posting??!!'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING RETARDED !!!

2011-05-06T23:35:00.002+08:00

I too can provide ROFL AND SHARE story for you my friends.

I need your urgent advice about employing a maid. As a busy mother, I need someone reliable to help out at home.

My maid is from Profits Agency Pte (PAP) and she has worked for me for a long time. Her mother worked for my parents and did an excellent job, so I had faith in her. For several years her performance has been very good, but recently she has become arrogant and insensitive, and is making lots of mistakes.

For example:

1) She flooded my kitchen - she told me that the drain pipe has blocked (she was supposed to clear it once a month but didn't). Then she assured me that it is very rare (once in 50 yrs) and won't happen again in the near future. Guess what? It flooded again within a year!

2) She didn't close a window and my terrier dog escaped. I was so worried cos he is dangerous and could bite lots of people. After the incident, she didn't apologise and just shrugged her shoulders saying "What to do, it has happened." Fortunately my neighbour found the dog and we locked it up again.

3) Without consulting me, she has been bringing in strangers for my house's maintenance work. She says they charge low wages and keep costs down, but they eat my food, make a lot of noise and rest on my bed. I think they even tried to seduce my husband. It stopped feeling like my home, more like a cheap hotel, and I don't always want to come back at the end of the day.

4) When she first came to work for me, I instructed her to clean the different parts of the house at least once a week. But for some time she has stopped taking care of the bedrooms of PP and H; they are now dirty and messy. I asked why and she told me that the kids had been disobedient, so she was neglecting their bedrooms as a punishment (she has forgotten that she is paid to clean all the rooms).

Even though my maid has worked for me for many years and I value what she has done in the past, I think she is now getting complacent. Her attitude is imperious and dismissive. She ignores my comments and basically treats my feedback as "noise". I wrote to the agency about her behaviour; they assured me that they are the best agency around and all their maids are "Committed to Serve" - but I think it is just rhetoric and I don't see that in her actions. Her salary is much higher than maids in other countries, but the agency say this is to keep her honest and stop her moving to another employer. They say there is a limited supply of maids, and isn't big enough for more than one good maid agency, so I should not trust their competitors.

I have to decide whether to renew my maid's 5-year employment contract. When we discussed this she said that she is now part of a team, and if I want her I must also accept her friends doing part-time work for me. One friend is very inexperienced, can't do basic tasks or explain what she intends to do. I suspect that she is actually underage. When interviewed, she only seemed interested in her days-off and visiting Universal Studios. When she couldn't answer my questions she stomped her foot and exclaimed, "I don't know what to say!" But I am still expected to pay her a high salary.

Now there happens to be a few other maid agencies - Workhard Pte (WP), New Solutions Pte (NSP), Super Personnel Pte (SPP) and Star Domestica Pte (SDP) - that offered me some helpers who seem sincere, genuine and intelligent. They are keen to work, willing to assist me and have a good attitude. I know that they may take a bit of time to learn how everything works …………………. just like when my maid first started with me

2011-01-31T15:44:00.002+08:00

After your last entry, I continued with many other entries which you never had the chance to read.

What am I supposed to do with those painful memories.

2010-11-14T23:08:00.001+08:00

Sometimes, karma do not bite you.

It bites the people around you, especially the ones you love.

I'm truely sorry.

2010-11-07T23:56:00.001+08:00

Grudges will not flicker out and all of the ill feelings left will not be waived. The marked epoch, which by the way I distinguish it as the grotesque distortion, will eternally be scripted as an apocalypse. The catastrophe revolutionizes the way I have become. Literally put; detached, skeptical, and callous. Metaphorically interpreted as cold, insecure, and inhumane.

I abhor the transformation but it gives me the fundamental strength to overcome any stage play of mental torment.

There is time for grief, and grief it was time for. Indeed, there is a time for everything. Now, to set a good eye on a better tomorrow, in earnest hope of never having to relive the inhumane despondency once more.

2010-11-05T12:56:00.003+08:00

Every single thing reminds me of you.
I miss you

and I hate it.

Maybe I'll get famous as the man who can't be moved.

2010-10-04T00:48:00.000+08:00

Hello girlfriend :D

2010-08-12T21:08:00.001+08:00

Jappo is my name, polo is my game.

And all we do is win win win no matter what :)

2010-05-11T15:08:00.002+08:00

It has come to my attention that Bonitochico is the one of the more popular blogshop around here. And so peeps, setting up a BANDITOCHICO is just the way to get your new shop up its popularity as high. Plus I guarantee you will have free publicity on STOMP hahhaahhaha :D

And so dear friends, chapter two today teaches you how to up your popularity with the help from other's popularity, indirectly ;) BUT I do not guarantee your sales.

2010-05-09T19:39:00.001+08:00

Is it ignorance or apathy? Either way, this malady of yours has taken a toll on your humanity and the knack to see things as they are and doing things as they ought to be done. You abide by your clauses so fervently, yet it's an irony that you'd listen to anyone and everyone else but yours truely. If only you could use the enthusiasm to improve on the situation instead of sticking by your presumption, I wouldn't have felt that it is worthless to hold on to anything, not even 5 percent.

In fact, what disturbs me most wasn't the fact that I was getting nonchalances from you. Instead, I was merely wounded by the truth that you were never there when I needed you. Maybe you did try but if that was your best, I cannot imagine how it would be if there weren't any attempts. Well I presume at this moment that you can see how you have unknowingly transformed me into such callous person, which by the way I abhor very much. Entangled in me is this enraged hulk that can't seem to be unleashed and it makes me feel so fucking annoyed at the fact that there seem to be nothing that can warm that cold heart of yours while the blood in me is already fucking boiling!

With those barriers built around you, I can never see nor feel nor even know you. We are of worlds apart and I guess I've been in denial, refusing to acknowledge the truth that has been calling out to me. But now I'm sober and it took me years to realise that opposite poles will never and should never meet, hence never meant to attract. I am abashed at the fact that I am never perfect and flawless in your eyes, for you will never see it that way, and vice versa. It is my pain to see the distance we come to turn into disaster, into this level of ambiguity. Your pain will come when you break the shell that encloses your senses and understanding.

I miss the times when everything was at its purest form, fully free from adulteration.

2010-05-07T20:15:00.002+08:00

So I was on 176 just now. This blur cock lady board the bus and sat beside me.

After 2 stops, she suddenly ask me, 'sorry can I ask you what bus am I on?'.
So I said........ . . . . . '178'.
Andddd she was likeeeee, 'HUH?! OMG!!' and alighted at the next stop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS CLASSSSSIC !! :D !

When your life gets really bored, instead of reading blogs like mine, you need to find your own entertainment in order to survive. And so dear friends, here is chapter one for you. Stay tuned ;) haahahahha

2010-05-07T00:19:00.002+08:00

Past few days I've been busy making wantons and MORE WANTONSSS!!!

My nose never runs out of fillings but wanton skins are running lowwww.

Sounds delicious to you?? Hahahahahaaha ;)

2010-05-04T17:01:00.003+08:00

So as some of you are curious to why people call me jappo, today I will tell you the truth about me.

Instead of calling me jappo, you can call me this piece of land call JAPAN. The truth about me is that in my body, there lies more than 1500 volcanoes. Some are active, some are in its dormant state. Most of the time, I have little volcanoes erupting in me but they are under control. Some days maybe a few more eruptive ones which I call moodswings.

But today, MY FUCKING MT FUJI JUST ERUPTED. SO PLEASE, JUST STAY AWAY.

2010-05-03T00:35:00.002+08:00

I had a really enjoyable day until

10 girlfriends broke up with me, followed by 15 fucking car crash breaking every last piece of my bones, and a microwave oven instead of oats exploding in my face.

How could I possibly be okay even if I said I am?

You need to ask Santa for a heart this Xmas.
But, I don't think I can wait that long.

2010-04-29T19:27:00.002+08:00

I had a damn fucked up day, it's unFUCKINGbelievably bad.

If you think that a bad break up is the most fucked up day ever,
then I must have had 5 bad break ups with 5 girlfriends today.

If you think that a car accident is the most fucked up day ever,
I WAS IN 5 CAR CRASH TODAY.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY ?!!!?
SBNDFKJNIUARENIUWRNGPI9UW.;N984GNW49 ;INIUEARKASD'NVIU8UR908J498FMJWNVA

fuyciking fingeher fiuts.

2010-04-23T00:19:00.003+08:00

Today a very noble man gave up his seat.
Because nobody wants to take the seat beside him. Not even the oldest or most crippled man on the very crowded bus.

But even after he stood up, there's still nobody who wants to sit!

Because it's still damn fucking smelly.

I'm so sorry. You're a noble but fucking smelly man. We appreciate your honourable unselfish act but not your stench :/

2010-04-21T19:32:00.003+08:00

What I like about staying home is the comfort of lying on the bed surrounded by all my favourite snacks, watching my favourite movie for the 7th time.

How I wish.

In fact I hate to be at home cause I'll be finishing all the snacks while waiting for the movie to load for the 7th timeeeeeeeezzzzzz . . .

So recently I have been spending quite a bit of time on playing healthy cards like monopoly. The monopoly card game is so much better than the BORED game. I really really dislike the board game version because moving the cow is a chore. No ?

2010-04-18T00:50:00.002+08:00

Be my saving grace to the misery I hear calling.

2010-04-05T21:30:00.002+08:00

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.

2010-04-05T20:34:00.005+08:00

Wiseman says we need 8 hours of sleep daily, otherwise says your ass clocks 8 hours of seat daily.

And that's what we are doing everyday - moving our asses from chair to chair on a daily basis.

At work I need to sit at my desk, then go for lunch need to sit again, then after work I go to school I sit for lectures, after school I sit on the bus, when I reach home I'll shit and I need to sit on the toilet bowl, after shitting I sit in front of the laptop, then I sit until tired I go to sleep.

I practically sit through my day. Even when I go for training, I'M REQUIRED TO SIT !!!

Now you get why TVs are getting slimmer while we are getting fatter.

2010-04-01T23:41:00.001+08:00

because i'm worthless

2010-03-26T22:52:00.002+08:00

yet you don't even have the slightest clue

2010-03-20T00:02:00.001+08:00

there's nothing I wouldn't do.

Happy 36 minus 5 (:

2010-03-06T22:54:00.002+08:00

I guess I'm still unable to embrace a partner's shortcomings and compromise with them, while correcting my own. No doubt this relationship has its difficulties and tremendously trying times, but every time obstacles come our way, I wished we could have actually compromised in a subtle approach and improvise with a little more rationality. The release that I used to derive from you have brought about fragility. And I don't think I can go on anymore.

2010-03-06T21:18:00.002+08:00

always have, always will.

2010-01-31T22:46:00.002+08:00

Singapore is small right, like people always say Singapore is damn small and they always bump into familar faces. But, how come I never EVER bump into the person I want to meet ?!

Only that oneeeeeee person whattttttttt :'(

Singapore needs to get smaller !

2010-01-21T16:22:00.002+08:00

I put myself down again and again but what the fuck did I get back ?

2010-01-20T00:40:00.002+08:00

I don't know which is worse.

to feel dejected or rejected.

2010-01-17T00:31:00.002+08:00

Live updates from wwmfcap.b.c

Looks like the antis are making a comeback haha I'm flipped out!

Oh yeah keep going folks ;)

2010-01-16T18:28:00.002+08:00

Dear friends,

In case you haven't heard of the 'selling np jackets' commotion, you should really check out the website, the tagboard, the forum, the facebook page, and (I've yet to google for more). I'm sorry to people who are involved, but it's fucking hilarious and entertaining I must say, though I couldn't quite understand what the fuck is moi or chiu or gotch, and some other very 'chimz' words. But in summary, the views of the anti and the pro ranges from very ridiculous crap (which makes it hilarious) to pretty much remarkable points (which makes it interesting to see what the other side have to say).

It might be distasteful to be making an entertainment out of the commoners who are making a stand out there. But, to the antis: why jeopardise the character of a sportsman over a piece of jacket? And to the pros: why buy the jacket which will appear to the sportsmen as 'I couldn't earn it, I had to buy it'?

Haha it's ironic isn't it. Well I think the reason why it didn't bother me as much because I didn't join my cca and train so hard for a piece of jacket. Then again, the jacket serves like a reward for my hard work so it wouldn't feel pleasant to know that the fat ass sitting beside me got his jacket by eating potato chips and ordering the jacket online.

I wouldn't say I'm a pro or anti though I have my views too but there are already enough people 'hyping' it up so I'd prefer to sit behind my screen and watch them tear each other apart with their courage to their convictions. Okay I'm with the antis but the pros are clearly making more sensible points than the antis, and it is obviously quite smart of them to thought of selling ngee ann jackets. So dear antis, you got to work harder !!

Don't stop debating. Haha I'm thrilled to know what would the final outcome be.

Oh there were comments asking if the group of students are from china because the chinese are damn innovative in coming up with fake goods e.gs the fake Guccis, fake LVs, fake ipods etc. HAHAHAHAAHAAHA NOT FUNNY MEH ?

2010-01-13T23:55:00.000+08:00

say bye to jia bao

2009-12-27T00:01:00.002+08:00

to trust is a form of self denial.
to be trusted is a form of burden

2009-12-22T00:33:00.002+08:00

WHATEVER LA FUCK

2009-12-19T00:13:00.002+08:00

There seems to be something about 18/19th Dec.

Today I almost died dramatically in a.. bus accident
Exactly one year ago, I was lying in the hospital

Will update on next year's tragic on 18/19 dec 2010. Stay tuned.

2009-12-10T23:23:00.002+08:00

It's okay if today isn't the best because I will bring you many more other happier days okay !!!

See, public promise. Second best gift for your 19th.
Love you la, happy birthday ho wen jing (:

<3,
Your first best gift
haha!

2009-12-04T23:16:00.002+08:00

Enjoying seaweed shaker fries with friends is nice.
BUT friends not telling you there's seaweed on your lips until you finally reach home after taking a crowded bus ride with eyes focused on your lips, NOT SO NICE

2009-11-30T23:24:00.001+08:00

TAN YAN HONG says:
this weekend my mom going phuture

JANE says:
HUH

TAN YAN HONG says:
sorry
AHAHAHHAH
i mean phuket

It came naturally unnoticed.

2009-11-30T00:08:00.003+08:00

disappointments are starting to seem normal

2009-11-04T00:24:00.003+08:00

I'm starting to diss guys more, and more

98% has ego bigger than their balls
95% of their life spent trying to know girls
92% clubs to scout
89% cheats on their girlfriend
87% cannot help hitting on others girlfriends
80% has the face of garoupa
skip
skip
skip
8% are bearable.
1% are finally my friends. hi bye not counted. gays included haha

True story.

2009-11-01T11:47:00.002+08:00

they say put your hands up in the air,
NOT put your armpits in my face
NOR brush your armpits on my hair

buggers

2009-10-25T21:21:00.001+08:00

Each morning you choose to move forward or to simply give up.

2009-10-14T00:01:00.000+08:00

you will never know how I feel.

NEVER.

2009-10-04T00:04:00.004+08:00

I ask myself the same question over and over again and I know the question will come back again tomorrow, until 2012 when the world ends,

AND I STILL WON'T GET MY ANSWER.

Why am I only at 2009. So long way more till 2012.

2009-09-30T21:57:00.001+08:00

Can somebody give me a big bear hug ?

2009-09-26T22:46:00.002+08:00

j: are you watching F1 !!
J: no, i'm watching F4.

In case you're wondering which j am I, DO I LOOK LIKE A F4 FANZZZZ ??!?!?!! AHHAHAHAHA NO ?!?!?!?!?!

2009-09-20T00:13:00.001+08:00

I saved this 600th post for you but you didn't use it !

Haappy 25th <3
I hope you liked the thhhhrrrriiiiiillllll ! haha !

2009-09-14T21:28:00.002+08:00

Get a grip, this isn't the end.
If you do not, then that's the end, FOR YOU.

2009-09-09T23:50:00.001+08:00

it's true you know, that i have a pretty sad life. I would prefer to give my life to someone who would appreciate life more than me. I find it too draining, too tough to go by. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A LAPTOP TO GO ONLINE!!

I don't even know what to say anymore. This is just the tip of what i'm going through. My, i really do sound pathetic.

Oh, have a happy 090909. You have 10 more minutes haha. Okay bye.

2009-08-23T00:29:00.002+08:00

Visit to the beautician didn't help ): no in fact she didn't really do much for my face. She asked me to see a doctor )''''''; So anyway I went into body shop today with the intention of LOOKING only, I must admit the sales person was very good and experienced. She got me out of the store with a bag of.....

tea tree skin cleaning face wash, tea tree blackhead exfoliating wash, tea tree skin clearing toner, tea tree skin clearing lotion, tea tree blemish fade night lotion, tea tree oil, tea tree face mask, and throw in body wash and body scrub. Oh, and a throw in pink bag.

After applying everything, I smell like a hand-picked leaf.
Steam-distilled for the purest, most effective oil. As quoted. Haaaaaa !

2009-08-19T23:01:00.001+08:00

Pop up words are the coolest, a bag of chocolate muffins with no lava is the sweeeetest, jane ho wen jing is the sexiest :D haha ! Love you la (:

Happy 2 YEARS ANNIVERSARY !!

You deserve to have CURRY FISH HEAD ;)
oh oh ohhh wait wait, I know what you're gonna say next.
'idiot.' RIGHT ? The 2 years haven't been nothing. haha !

<3

2009-08-14T23:40:00.002+08:00

In year 2012,

I'm finally gonna get my degree,
the barrier shit's gonna be up at all stations.
my friend finally can celebrate her birthday again in the leap year
right, olympics in London. Mr phelps I'll be thrilled to watch you swim.
My my, I wouldn't forget about doomsday.

I look forward to 2012.

2009-07-22T23:21:00.002+08:00

My life revolves around 4 women
whose vocab revolves around 4 words.

'anything', 'up to you', 'orh okay lor', 'i don't know'.

P.S to the 5th woman, please avoid those 4 words.

2009-06-21T23:03:00.004+08:00

Beautician, CHECKED.
Very good, pretty much checked.

"For a man without a plan is like a navigator without a map"

I am a navigator, mapped with road names but not street names. I don't need a detailed plan of how my life would be. The streets are what we call the passing phase in life. We all need to move on and get ahead with life. But at some point, I'd like to stop by for cupcakes and tea.

And that's when I'll meet you !

2009-06-07T11:45:00.002+08:00

Dentist, CHECKED.
I have cleaner shiny teeth now ;)

Next, I need to see a financial consultant.

2009-06-04T22:38:00.002+08:00

I went to the doctor today and I fell for her when she touched my face even though it was damn disgusting hahaha. I showed her the corns on my hand, she held my hands and told me IT'S VIRAL INFECTION OMG BUT I wasn't bothered then cause I busy secretly melting.

Dr. Sylvia. You are the woman of the month.

Jessica alba, you were.. yestermonth.
And I found out that you are a cheat even though you are sexy. Haiya, I shouldn't have watched the show.

2009-06-04T22:20:00.003+08:00

This month, I became a better person. More organized, neater, cleaner, healthier. I've got a ruler, a pencil case, a calculator, a school bag, a file, an organiser coming. I bought my own toiletries. YES I STOPPED USING BABY SHAMPOO. I changed my bedsheet MYSELF. I exercise every week. I've got healthier lungs now. I sleep earlier. I drink more water. I started eating fruits. My hair looks good, my face will get better, my stomach will get smaller, and I will get better looking hahaha eh, it's good to think positive.

June, you make me a better person. I am proud of myself. Certainly.

Then again, things like this never last more than 2 weeks. AHAHAHHAHA

2009-05-31T14:31:00.007+08:00

I didn't managed to visit the "dentist, doctor, beautician, therapist, and lover".
But hwj attempted to be them and even though she kinda suck at that hahaha good effort still (:

Pretty much an eventful week though on the surface it might not seem like it. This week, I felt more pre-occupied. This week, I managed to get hold of my thoughts. This week, I exercised a lot, walked a lot. This week, I spent a lot too. This week, I plan to be more organised. This week, I felt touristy. This week, I decided to work on my resolutions. This week, I had time well-spent with the 5 women who revolves around me, including jessica alba :D

The month of May has been.. a better version of 2006. Was good. Never thought of looking back, still did anyway. I now start school, with no regrets of not doing what I wanted to during the month's break. Life is short, live and get over it (:

Okay bye bye May!

2009-05-24T22:07:00.002+08:00

It's not easy to be honest, as much as I'd want to be, to everyone; I'd want everyone, to be.

2009-05-24T19:30:00.000+08:00

hello :D

2009-05-24T12:16:00.003+08:00

I need to see the dentist, doctor, beautician, therapist, and my lover, soon.

Before 30 may )':
5 days from now. Just nice every day see one. hahahahaha.
SWEEEEEEE !

2009-05-21T19:08:00.006+08:00

Today I was left alone, to grieve and to think. Not a fan of grievance. But once in awhile, you have to do this to feel the pain pounding against your emotions, to register that we shouldn't take things for granted. I do not usually abuse the happiness that come to me, I live the moment for as long as it would last for me.

But I lost them and the actual pain sinks in. I find myself struggling in this emotional pithole, adjusting into the new rhythm and coping with mind battles, aimless and clueless. The heart shrinks as I release. The whole time I keep trying to figure out what was real and what wasn't, what was and what I thought was. It doesn't make any sense. Feelings never do. They get you all confused, then they drive you around for hours until they drop you back to where you started.

Then I realise, I cannot keep coming back to this point. Not that I haven't realised, I just didn't think there was a need to think about it. Neither did I mean to succumb to the polygamous way to survive in this ever-changing world. I can't change what had happened, all the time. I'll get pass that and I'm not dwelling over it anymore. I do realise I made a mistake, there were times that I could turn around but I did not. Don't tell me you told me so cause I might lose it. So please don't. I keep building this barrier around me, trying to shun away from anything that might be emotionally damaging to me. I can't help the cowardice. Now I'm getting hold a grip of it and something tells me I should start getting back on track soon, I am.

Somehow, the vibe of my incites seem to have simmered down as my eyelid gets heavy. Normal sanity will resume soon enough as the finishing touches put on my current catch.

2009-05-20T00:29:00.002+08:00

Because in the end, you still don't know it's you but I know that it's you !
and that's my happily ever after for you.

Happy 2 plus 1 is lesser than 3 (:

2009-05-19T11:58:00.002+08:00

pp, don't be mad anymore ?

you see, public apology leh !

2009-05-16T16:54:00.002+08:00

It is a good question really, a serious thought that brings out the idealism in you and me. a good question that I do not have a serious answer for. I would like to think that day would be the day I am waiting for all my life, the day I lived through with yesterday's eyes, the day that I never wanted to lapse.

2009-05-13T13:20:00.004+08:00

In the first place, I don't even like butterflies. It annoys me seeing them fly in and out everywhere sometimes near sometimes far sometimes I don't think they even know where are they going. Won't you feel like shouting in their tiny ears, go like, "WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO GO LA STOP FLYING EVERYWHERE CAN"

That's my butterfly for you. It's a metaphor and if it's confusing you, it means your comprehension level isn't very high.

This, out of the norm complication, is taking it's toll on me. I don't know if I can handle this butterfly. This I call the butterfly effect.

2009-05-11T00:21:00.002+08:00

I suck at consoling people when they're down. But even if I don't know what to say, unsure of what to do, could only give a pat and a retarded smile, I'll still be there beside you just so you know any time when you need a shoulder, a hug, or to rant it a few more times, I'm there. Even if you don't want to talk, want to be alone, want to kill yourself, I'll still want to be there only because you mean something to me.

Just don't hit me, I scared of pain.

But apart from the hitting, it's not difficult to be there, or even to be a phone call away.

2009-05-09T11:26:00.001+08:00

)':

Can I find someone to comfort in ?

2009-05-05T11:46:00.004+08:00

The whole Influenza A thing, is worrying me.
For because I am a hjk, and there are people I care who are THISCLOSE to the virus. Which goes back to my first point hahahha. No I'm just kidding, I really care !

Aiya, haven't even hit Singapore can.

Then again, Dr Margaret says, 'Flu viruses are very unpredictable, very deceptive...We should not be overconfident. One must not give H1N1 the opportunity to mix with other viruses. That is why we are on alert'.

That's why I am on alert too.

Seriously !

2009-05-02T23:50:00.001+08:00

Too many good things today. I'm afraid that it'll all unravel tomorrow. But for now, I bask in happy.

2009-04-30T14:30:00.002+08:00

At this very odd time of the day, I really had to say this. It has been in me for damn long and I think I might feel better saying it.

There is something very wrong with me. Really.

2009-04-27T21:23:00.001+08:00

classic. I like this.

2009-04-25T22:29:00.002+08:00

3 days to go
2 weeks waiting
1 more month

0 discount. damn.

2009-04-23T14:43:00.002+08:00

"if i'm drunk and you're drunk then you try, i'll forgive you. but if i'm not drunk but you're drunk and you try, i will not forgive you!"

AAHHAHAHAHHA THIS IS DAMN FUNNY.

2009-04-23T13:15:00.004+08:00

Actually, there are a lot of things running through my mind.
But because it's a lot, and it's running, I never do realise what am I or have I been thinking about cause I never get to catch them. Until my thoughts get tired of running, they slow down, then they stop, then it probably means I'm no longer thinking about it.

So at the end of the day, I realise that..
I'll never get to know what am I thinking.

My thoughts just wasted their time running.

2009-04-22T01:05:00.002+08:00

My life revolves around this 5 women.

One I get to see her everyday,
another, can see me everyday.
The other, makes me want to see her everyday,
then another other than the other, I used to see her everyday.
One more, wants to see me everyday.

Options given are:
Unknown A,B,C, my mother, and jessica alba.

2009-04-19T01:14:00.000+08:00

I'm just waiting for the dusk to kill the day.

2009-04-19T00:39:00.000+08:00

don't draggggg alreadyyyyyy laaaaaaaaaaaa.
it's alreadyyyyyyyy the 19thhhhhhhhhhhh !!

Okay, that's not very sincere.

By the way, I cleaned up my bathroom today, very randomly. It started all from.. a drip of the toothpaste. Then I started cleaning the spot, then I realised I was cleaning the basin already, then felt like cleaning the toilet bowl.. then the floor, then.. the whole bathroom.

Maybe I was too stressed out from microbiology.
Microbes can be.. very pathogenic. Though my life suck, I don't want to die yet ):

2009-04-18T01:57:00.000+08:00

Nothing could keep me from staring at you.
And all I need now is for that sun to stay under its glowing horizon for good.

So empty your thoughts and open your heart to the bliss.

2009-04-17T00:19:00.002+08:00

My mom must have saw my blog.
There's a new bottle of baby shampoo in my bathroom :(

AHHHHH WO BU YAO BABY SHAMPOOO LAAAAAA !!!

2009-04-13T23:14:00.002+08:00

Dear mr and ms and mrs and mdm kind,

I ran out of shampoo 4 days ago and I have been body soaping my hair since then. I refuse to tell my mom cause she's probably gonna get me another baby shampoo again which I don't quite like it cause it makes me feel damn noob. My body soap's probably gonna run out in another 4 days. By then if I still do not have a shampoo, I'll have to use my facial wash for my hair and body. And after my facial wash runs out, I'll only be left with my toothpaste. Which, I really don't think I should try showering with toothpaste.. (?!)

I really, really really, have no money to buy shampoo. Not mentioning the fact that I'm actually using body soap and facial wash donated from my sister only because she cannot stand my face complexion so cui.

So can you, anyone, please buy me new shampoo, hopefully comes along with new body wash facial wash and toothpaste ?

You have.. 4 DAYS !!!

2009-04-12T23:30:00.002+08:00

Sorry I'm a sore loser.

I still can't get over it.

2009-03-30T23:59:00.002+08:00

I'm looking forward to a day without work, school, training, nothing. I want to have some time for myself ):

Then again, do what ?

Okay, maybe not. No wonder they say be careful of what you wish for. Orhhhhh.. I'm actually getting it.

But, no harm wishing for money to drop from the sky into only my room right ? Ohhh, or maybe not. Maybe it's like.. it'll flood my room and eventually crush me to death so like.. I won't even get to use the money. Okay, I'm getting it.

2009-03-15T00:57:00.002+08:00

you're the muse in my life
when you leave i'll die

will you keep me alive?

2009-03-06T00:53:00.002+08:00

I had 5 of those shit shots. Goes up your head, can't think straight, screws up, wrecks your life and wait to die. Very very fucked up.

Works the same as tequila shots. Except that, its fucking shits !

My life's in a mess. I guess all I need is really just a maid to clean this up for me. $10/hour, any takers ?

2009-02-23T23:29:00.002+08:00

Sorry jane, I have someone new to miss, to think of.

And I miss her so very many much.

I wonder if you watched the video yet. I really hope you don't secretly laugh at me. Aiya damn it I know you will haha so anyway enjoy every bits of it ! Take care of yourself there, if you need B, I WILL MAIL OVER FOR YOU AHAHHA !! Okay love you so very many much <3

2009-02-22T13:31:00.002+08:00

In Asia, we have the ~~Green~~ Red Day !!
INVEST IN US !! SAME ACCOUNT NUMBER AS PREVIOUS POST :D :D :D

2009-02-22T12:36:00.002+08:00

I was bored at work and I just want to hog onto the computer and don't let other people use (hahah just kidding I'm really not so bad) so I did this quiz from facebook. AND IT SAYSSS....

"Your best quality is out-going! People like you because you are fun to be around and no one ever knows what you will do next. Also you are not afraid to say or do whatever you want."

THAT IS SUCH A BAD QUALITY !!
So people like me not because I'm nice and loving... ):
And, the last line is super not true. I am in fact, very scaredycat :/ hahahahahaha

Then I took an IQ challenge and my score was.. -285 (?!)

Facebook is making me very very depressed.

2009-02-20T18:41:00.002+08:00

Everyone is studying so hard at np library. Some playing very hard, some staring very hard into space.

And I'm here, trying very hard to blog with the touch, thinking very hard of inventing something that might make me the next trump.

Invest in me, we can share the same dream and bring this world to greater heights! UOB 3243734078. I welcome any amount ;)

2009-02-06T23:10:00.002+08:00

Do so much charity also never get to win the $10 million. kns. I always donate to NKF YOU KNOW ! 128965 people won $20 and I AM NOT EVEN ONE OF THEM ):

LIFE IS JUST SO UNFAIR !!

2009-02-05T00:21:00.002+08:00

It always happen that when my day started bad, more will come and the rest of the day will just become worse.

Tested automatically & proven effectively.
Sucks terribly.

2009-01-24T12:19:00.004+08:00

The new year has just began

and look what it has become.

I look around and look what I found
a lot of work to be done

My hair, my dress, and my zest
rhymes the best
but all in mess

They call me lame, I lost my fame

but it's okay because i've got your hand

2009-01-23T12:15:00.001+08:00

I NEVER WANT TO DRINK AGAIN !

I wasted 20plusbucks worth of pork ribs and all everything I drank. That's wasted. Not me.

It was a really bad night to start with the cash deposit machine dying on me while processing my money halfway ! Then there was the gas pain, the leg pain, the heart pain ): I am still waiting for that "one good thing will happen after all the bad things", as quoted by chua, to fall on me !!!

):

2009-01-08T19:20:00.003+08:00

This came a little late but there's always better late than never as an excuse.

New year, new resolutions, fresh start, new dreams. Well I just started mine with a bad excuse. But looking on the brighter side as we always have to, bad start doesn't mean bad ending, bad journey. Oh to think of it, I must have started last year pretty well to explain the tragic end. Unlike past years, 2008 was like a mudslide, metaphorically. Google mudslide and you know what I mean. You can pretty much relate it to.. a bad diarrhea.

So this is how I'd relate my 2008.

I started the day with Hanabi. Damn good food, damn nice. But never expected the sashimi to be contaminated with deadly bacteria. So throughout the first half of the day before the sashimi got digested, things were still fine still good. Until 5-6 hours later, the familiar pain came. You know it's the deadly diarrhea but there's nothing you can do but to shit it out. Sure you can take some charcoal pills to aid the process but you know, the pain comes and go and suddenly come again, and when it comes, it hurts not just the stomach but the anus too. So the cycle goes on until the pain doesn't come anymore and then it's done and you will have second thoughts about eating sashimi again. At the same time, I didn't regret having that sashimi because at least it made me happy and filled my stomach for the first 6 hours.

That, was how my 2008 felt like. I don't know why was my 2008 so disgusting. But as bad as I might have put it, still 2008 has gifted me iwht nice memories.

So 2009, I promise you will not be as disgusting as the foregone year. I have a certain new resolutions for this new year. I always believe that only with goals then you will reach somewhere. Even though the foregone year was a mudslide, I still managed to achieve the major ones. E.g to stay alive.

2009 resolutions will be kept private in case people laugh at my resolutions. Nobody can enter my room too because I am thinking of pasting the list of resolutions by my bed side. So that be it believing is seeing or seeing is believing, I have both secured :D

And finally, I embrace this new year with an open heart and may all only the best fall only on me, okay and on my loved ones too ! Happy 2009 (:

2008-12-26T22:24:00.001+08:00

These few days I've been indulging in more sleep and more, and watching online movies, in order to survive through the days without having nothing to do. Sleeping and watching movies are literally something to do.

I officially hate resting.

By the way, I really like the cupcakes. Can you bake a wardrobe of cupcakes without patterns for me ? :D !

2008-12-21T22:57:00.004+08:00

My god, I've been tetrising since 1pm till 11pm. And, my reaction is just too fast for my laptop that's why it's so difficult to break this annoying person's record. haha ! okay, kidding about the 'annoying' part. Not kidding about the too fast reaction part. It's really annoying to keep dropping the block at the wrong slot.

Who the hell stays home all day playing tetris ?!

I have been lying on my bed since 1pm till now. My back is so tired from lying down. ho wen jing come and save me !!

2008-12-20T22:10:00.002+08:00

see you where ? not at the bar but behind the bars.

haha suck it dumbfuck.

2008-12-17T23:23:00.002+08:00

I swear this is the joke of the year.

hahaha what the fuck was I thinking ?!

2008-12-08T20:24:00.005+08:00

There was this one time, my one very very good friend, told me one story.

Title of this story shall be .. DUDE WHERE'S MY FLOWER ? Since it's gonna be my own version now. haha !

Okay so there was this young man who was in search for the most beautiful flower in this world. So he went from one field to another, another to the other. He picked up one, and wasn't satisfied with the one, picked up another, put it back, and picked up another, and nope, never was satisfied. He was determined to look for this one moooosssst beautiful flower so he never gave up searching.

So one day, in this one field, this one very very old man, chanced upon the young man.

He asked him, "young man, what are you looking for?"

The young man told him about his search and the old man said,

"The field is yours, you can choose to put the flower back and search for another one, but what if you never find one like the previous one again? Every flower is beautiful in each's eyes. In your search, you might have already missed out your moooosssst beautiful flower because you think that it just isn't good enough. You can comb through the entire field thinking every flower just isn't perfect enough and end up bringing home no flower, or you can pick one, nurture it into what you define beautiful is. Hardwork there will be but at the end of the day, you will realise your perfect flower is even more beautiful than what you are seeing."

-

I had been the young man. Not literally, you know what I mean.
I picked my flower. And now, I'm looking at my most beautiful flower in the whole wide wide world :)

Anyway, I miss my one very very good friend. Been a year or two, and I can still remember this story. NOT exactly all but like parts of it, with a bit of filling here and there, think the meaning of the story stil there. I have no idea why is this flower story so significant to me hahaha so, I hope it will be significant to you too !

Go and do something about your flower now !!

2008-12-06T15:19:00.005+08:00

Do you know why couples quarrel ?

In this post, you will get to know the REAL REASON behind all the nonsense that you and your partner has been going through. Let Dr Love share with you some experiences and advice to understanding relationships.

FAQ 1) WHY DOES EVERY LITTLE THING I DO HAS TO END UP IN A QUARREL ?!

It doesn't take one hand to clap in a quarrel. You've got to know and understand why is your partner feeling this way before you start yelling. Once you start yelling, you leave your partner loss for words for she/he wouldn't know why did they got yelled at. So this obviously pissed him/her off and now, both of you are pissed.

THEN FAQ 2) WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE US HAPPY AGAIN !

It takes one leg to kick. So if you want to make your relationship happy again, you have to start the kicking like how it started !

Actually, I was just bullshitting. Now comes the REAL REASON. IT'S JUST THE PMS LA. It's the killer man, trust me. That's why lesbians quarrel more often hahahaha

Okay I'm just kidding, peace and love to all of you. And more to me.

2008-12-02T23:01:00.000+08:00

How much do I have to pay to have everything I want in life ?

I want :(